A Black Man Walked Into A Cafe,
He Sat Down,
He Looked Around,
He Was The Only Black man,
A White Man Came Up To Him And Said,
"No Coloured People Are Allowed In Here"
The Black Man Turned To Him And Said,
"When I Was Born I Was Black,
When I Am Sick I Am Black,
When I get Burnt I Am Black,
When I Am Cold I Am Black,
When I Die I Am Black"
The White Man Nodded,
Then The Black Man Said,
"But You Sir,
When You Are Born You Are Pink,
When You Are Sick You Go Green,
When You Are Burnt You Are Red,
When You Are Cold You Are Blue,
When You Die You Are Grey,
And You Have The Nerve To Call Me
Coloured"
